Thanksgiving Humor

 

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, ‘Where did you get that turkey?’

The boy replied, ‘What turkey?’

The game warden said, ‘That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.’

The boy looks down and said, ‘Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!’

The game warden said, ‘Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you.

So, what are you gonna do with him?’

The little boy said, ‘I guess I’ll just kiss his *** and let him go!’

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

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7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Barbara
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 15:04:22

    LOL cute Rhonda

    Reply

  2. JoAnn
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 15:12:34

    Thanks for my afternoon laugh…have a great weekend!  Hugs

    Reply

  3. Gladys
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 15:46:02

    Very cute!!!
     
    Hey come visit me at my new blog site!  I\’ll be looking for you!
     
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    Love Gladys
    aka The Accidental Housewife

    Reply

  4. Beth
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 15:46:12

    I loved it.  I plan to eat enough for it to go to my thighs.  LOL  I rarely get a decent meal so I will really tuck in.

    Reply

  5. TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 16:16:52

    so cute….happy thanksgiving to you.

    Reply

  6. Ray
    Nov 21, 2008 @ 16:33:31

    I\’m a leg man myself, Happy Thanksgiving.
    Hugs, DD.

    Reply

  7. Angel eyes
    Nov 22, 2008 @ 11:05:24

    Funny very cute  angel eyes

    Reply

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