The Obedient Wife

 

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had
saved all of his money, and was a real "miser"
when it came to his money. 
  Just before he died, he said to his wife…"When
I die, I want you to take all my money and put it
  in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
  the afterlife with me."

  And so he got his wife to promise him, with all
  of her heart, that when he died, she would put all
  of the money into the casket with him.

The time came when he died. He was stretched
out in the casket, his wife was sitting there
  dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next
  to her.  When they finished the ceremony, and just
  before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
the wife said, "Wait just a moment!" She had a small
  metal box with her; she came over with the box and
  put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked
  the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not
fool enough to put all that money in there with
your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I’m a
Christian;   I cannot go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money into the casket with him."
  You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
  with him???

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together,
  put it into my account, and wrote him a check…. If
  he can cash it, then he can spend it."

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11 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Sherry
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 12:01:22

    LMAO that was so funny. Even my hubby laughed at that one.

    Reply

  2. Duckie
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 12:12:50

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

  3. Gill.
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 12:28:31

    sounds like common sense to me Rhonda. Very good, it made me laugh.Hugs. xx

    Reply

  4. Rusty
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 12:30:45

    ROFL , now that\’s a good one!!!!

    Reply

  5. Evelyn
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 13:16:29

    Funny, funny,funny.Evie

    Reply

  6. Lady Grace
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 13:36:35

    ha,ha,ha that wa a good one, Rhonda. She better hope he does not haunt her.

    Reply

  7. Kuskulana
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 13:38:58

    Smart lady!

    Reply

  8. Beth
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 15:44:29

    Good one!! Love that gal!

    Reply

  9. Angel eyes
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 17:42:24

    very good angel eyes

    Reply

  10. Embrace
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 22:22:09

    I m just rolling laughing.. Loved it. Way to go. !!!!!

    Reply

  11. Tracey
    Feb 17, 2009 @ 22:37:54

    GOOD ONE!! Also like the graphic, cool!

    Reply

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