Man of the House

  

The husband had just finished reading the book. "MAN OF THE HOUSE".

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing  finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished
eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replies,

"The funeral director…"  

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14 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Lady Jude
    Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:19:51

    Glad she\’s able to stick up for herself. Hugs Lady Jude

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  2. Sherry
    Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:41:38

    LOL Rhonda that\’s a good one.

    Reply

  3. Lizzie-Beth4Him
    Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:44:33

    He must have seen the cover wrong. I think the book was actually "Dictator of the House" or "Louse of the House" more likely. =P

    Reply

  4. Beth
    Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:46:01

    Good one!

    Reply

  5. Happy
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 00:21:42

    That was a good giggle. Have a lovely day.

    Reply

  6. Angel eyes
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 01:04:16

    just perfect angel eys

    Reply

  7. m60a3
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 04:51:58

    Let us perform a little surgery on this drama. Will it be the he chokes on a piece of steak? Or maybe the desert explodes? or he trips and falls on his way to his relaxing bath. I know the cd player fell into the bath while he was inserting his favorite song. "I shot the sherrif" ….LOL

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  8. Sue
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 06:35:58

    Oh love it lolTake careSue

    Reply

  9. Curtis
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 07:00:27

    LMAO Hope you have a great day my frind. Thanks for the graphics in my guestbook. Motorcycles and fishing that would be me. Hugs to you dear friend. May god bless

    Reply

  10. Patsy
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 07:38:30

    Aren\’t women great!!! Love this.

    Reply

  11. Rusty
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 13:12:43

    Good one Rhonda, thanks for the giggle. I get sarcastic days like that too sometimes but they usually end on a laugh. Hope you are doing okay. How is your weather, has it gotten warmer yet? It rained here all day yesterday but today it is sunny and nice.Hope you have a great weekend. Take care and God bless…………….Rusty ((HUGS))

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  12. Terry
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 13:36:16

    Wonderful

    Reply

  13. Terry's
    Mar 26, 2009 @ 14:22:05

    haha that\’s a good one Rhonda . Men eh !!! They just don\’t know when to be quiet do they ? lol love ya Terry

    Reply

  14. Isabelle
    Mar 29, 2009 @ 11:03:22

    That was me talking! LOL!!!!!Good one! Hugs,Isa

    Reply

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