The husband had just finished reading the book. "MAN OF THE HOUSE".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished
eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replies,
"The funeral director…"
Sharing My World 
Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:19:51
Glad she\’s able to stick up for herself. Hugs Lady Jude
Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:41:38
LOL Rhonda that\’s a good one.
Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:44:33
He must have seen the cover wrong. I think the book was actually "Dictator of the House" or "Louse of the House" more likely. =P
Mar 25, 2009 @ 22:46:01
Good one!
Mar 26, 2009 @ 00:21:42
That was a good giggle. Have a lovely day.
Mar 26, 2009 @ 01:04:16
just perfect angel eys
Mar 26, 2009 @ 04:51:58
Let us perform a little surgery on this drama. Will it be the he chokes on a piece of steak? Or maybe the desert explodes? or he trips and falls on his way to his relaxing bath. I know the cd player fell into the bath while he was inserting his favorite song. "I shot the sherrif" ….LOL
Mar 26, 2009 @ 06:35:58
Oh love it lolTake careSue
Mar 26, 2009 @ 07:00:27
LMAO Hope you have a great day my frind. Thanks for the graphics in my guestbook. Motorcycles and fishing that would be me. Hugs to you dear friend. May god bless
Mar 26, 2009 @ 07:38:30
Aren\’t women great!!! Love this.
Mar 26, 2009 @ 13:12:43
Good one Rhonda, thanks for the giggle. I get sarcastic days like that too sometimes but they usually end on a laugh. Hope you are doing okay. How is your weather, has it gotten warmer yet? It rained here all day yesterday but today it is sunny and nice.Hope you have a great weekend. Take care and God bless…………….Rusty ((HUGS))
Mar 26, 2009 @ 13:36:16
Wonderful
Mar 26, 2009 @ 14:22:05
haha that\’s a good one Rhonda . Men eh !!! They just don\’t know when to be quiet do they ? lol love ya Terry
Mar 29, 2009 @ 11:03:22
That was me talking! LOL!!!!!Good one! Hugs,Isa