The Southern Wife


The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do

  the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the
  third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put

  The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders
  that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
  day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
  the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there
   was a huge dinner on the table.

  The third man married a girl from the SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the
  house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
  on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see
   anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day,
  some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
  left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
   sandwich and load the dishwasher.


I may live in the North Country, but I’m a still a Southern girl!

Have a happy day!


22 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Gill.
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 13:45:53

    Hahahahahaha I like this Rhonda :)Dont ever lose the southern touch will ya ??? xx


  2. Beth
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 13:50:01

    LOL!!! Great!!


  3. Princess
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 13:56:50

    ROFL!!! Loved it!!!


  4. Brett
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 14:06:57



  5. account closed
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 14:27:10

    very good Rhonda.. LOL…. good for her is what I say.. LOL !!!


  6. Tracey
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 14:27:11

    Ha ha LOL


  7. Curtis
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 15:21:56

    I always suspected you were southern. lol Funny post Rhonda. Hope you have a great week.


  8. freckles
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 15:55:06

    hehee ~x~


  9. nita
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 16:14:06



  10. Angel eyes
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 19:53:01

    excellent love this angel eyes


  11. Nina
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 20:51:58

    LOL thats a good one


  12. Adrian
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 21:41:32

    Funny, but probably true! (lol)Adrian


  13. Lisa ♥
    Jun 07, 2009 @ 23:06:36

    Thanks for the Laugh. I knew where this was going. I didnt see this update. I just happened to stop and see how you are. Smiles to you.


  14. Captain
    Jun 08, 2009 @ 00:38:32

    LOL! Just loved this Rhonda! Thanx for the chuckle! If women can be proficient in the work place, there\’s no reason why men can\’t pitch in and house clean…:Q xxx


  15. Rhonda
    Jun 08, 2009 @ 02:21:33

    Now you\’re talkin Captain!


  16. Terry
    Jun 08, 2009 @ 10:52:24

    Funny. I\’ve seen that before but it is still as funny as ever.


  17. Happy
    Jun 09, 2009 @ 00:51:48

    LOL This is getting good snorts of laughter. Good one.


  18. Here I Am
    Jun 14, 2009 @ 21:09:09

    In my catching up here about all that was missing was a good chuckle. Dinners cooking so better sit back down for some serious visiting again. Always love coming here…


  19. Duckie
    Jun 14, 2009 @ 21:37:57

    I love this!!! I must be wrong about southern women. I honestly thought they were very submissive. Hmmm Maybe I should have moved south in the 70s and 80s. Great post.


  20. Dianne
    Jun 14, 2009 @ 23:14:12

    Thanks for the laughs lines on my face. Hang in there southern gal. :)Hugs and smilesDianne 🙂


  21. Rusty
    Jun 15, 2009 @ 00:10:49

    You gotta love those southern gals. Thanks for the giggle hun.That is just because "Women Rule", remember? LOL


  22. Sue
    Jun 15, 2009 @ 09:50:35

    Very cute! Love the coyote pic at the end!


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