Summary of Life

 

 

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 17 success is having a driver’s license.

At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not piddling in your pants.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER
forget the blessings that come each day.

Treasure all of life’s moments; cherish friendships and love!

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21 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Here I Am
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 12:00:21

    A journey through live… Love the graphics at the bottom… funny how we return to our beginnings when we get older.. Well not so funny but thats life… Take Care my dear friend Hugs Carrie

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  2. Brett
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 12:09:12

    Wrinkles don\’t hurt. . . . . or do they.LOL !!! Peace.Brett.

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  3. ROCKET
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 12:26:37

    Thanks for the grin, Homegirl. I really needed it today.

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  4. Dianne
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 12:36:16

    These are funny and good for a laugh or too, but there is also a lot of truth as well. It is good to be able to laugh at life and sometimes we just have to accept those things we can not change as we are all getting less younger than we were yesterday. 🙂 Good post Rhonda and good to have you back.Hugs and smiles Dianne 🙂

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  5. Captain
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 12:39:47

    Great stuff Rhonda hun! Wrinkles make great areas for bill folds… I like the four pictures. Just thought I\’d know more people somehow :O( It\’s really a blast how you reach a certain age and then regress in the opposit direction! I can\’t wait \’til they have to change my diapers again… Kisses: Q xxx

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  6. Duckie
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 12:53:23

    Nice post, Rhonda. When any of my friends found themselves suddenly single again, I woul bring them duct tape, the bible, WD-40 and estrogen. That about covered it.Eileen

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  7. Beth
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 13:38:27

    Great post Rhonda. Thank you!

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  8. Happy
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 13:43:39

    Hi Rhonda, Love the pics! The words are such a great mix of hilariousness and wise humour. So true not to let mom brush hair when she is cross – how well I remember that with this memory jog. I wish I knew all the answers . . . LOL. Hope the return to work was a great, lovely adventure. Today in YVR it is raining; actual raindrops on pavement, sidewalks, flower beds. Just refreshingly gorgeous. Going for a brief stroll in the rain because the air will smell so clean. Have a great Sunday Rhonda.

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  9. Angel eyes
    Aug 09, 2009 @ 13:44:11

    Actually we own a dog that will watch your food as long as he gets rewards such as bites of the food smart dog angel eyes

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  10. Adrian
    Aug 10, 2009 @ 02:49:45

    Love it! (lol)

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  11. jamile
    Aug 10, 2009 @ 08:25:32

    Great post Rhonda . I love it have a nice week

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  12. Patsy
    Aug 10, 2009 @ 16:55:35

    Rhonda I just loved these, they gave me the best smile. Thanks sweet friend. How is the job going? Take care and have a good week. Hugs, Patsy

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  13. Palla-Jane
    Aug 10, 2009 @ 21:21:03

    Rhonda, these are just too precious! Haha, you can\’t baptise a cat! I certainly don\’t have to worry about my Jedda – she baptises herself every chance she gets – LOVES water, ADORES electrical thunderstorms . . oh well, I WOULD have a dog. lol. Much luv 2 you.

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  14. Sue
    Aug 11, 2009 @ 10:04:56

    Great advice and oh, so true. Thanks for the smiles and reminding me that growing old is mandatory….HA!

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  15. ǂ˚̴̃◦◦ÇÄTGËL åkã SK¥Å◦ᶽ˚̴̃ǂ
    Aug 15, 2009 @ 02:54:31

    Rhonda i loved the one "Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a wall "haha thats my jonny ! Ive had a spaces friend stay this week its been wonderful ! My jonny as been exerting hes authority in the house haha hes only 13 Rhonda he thinks hes gangster number 1 bless him anyway love ya and have a great weekend i missed ya so i thought i would pop and see what blogs youve done all my love always x and give princess a smacker for me MwaH x

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  16. Nina
    Aug 15, 2009 @ 08:26:58

    I too liked the one about teenagers and the jelly. LOL very good. Just me at the mo. That and potty training at the same time. Hope that you are well Rhonda.I am not doing so much on the farm now as I find it takes so much of my time. Take carex nina

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  17. Happy
    Aug 16, 2009 @ 16:24:15

    Hello Rhonda: Great to revisit the humour of great truths. The elderly person\’s ones reminded me of my mom. I asked her at age 70 (75?) what gets better/is better at old(er) age? Her answer was so spontaneous and immediate. She said, \’You are kinder with yourself.\’ This was the most unexpected and, for me, joyful answer. She explained a bit more but it gave me a lovely image of the psychology of aging. See you soon 🙂

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  18. MarieDeGe
    Aug 17, 2009 @ 08:12:24

    yes..I agree..do not try to Baptize a cat!

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  19. Princess
    Aug 17, 2009 @ 11:57:40

    Yo Rhonda! Enjoyed the read! Hope u have a lovely day 2day! Luv PF XXX

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  20. No
    Aug 18, 2009 @ 22:53:01

    Great blog Rhonda…I bred persian cats & all of mine disliked being bathed. I use to put them in my cockatoos cage while I used my hair dryer to dry them. Hope you are enjoying your job. Lots of love…Valerie x0x

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  21. Lisa ♥
    Aug 19, 2009 @ 22:47:10

    There really is so much here to read and learn from. .I smilied right thougth some of these. Very Heartfelt Blog Rhonda.. I loved it . All of it. So much truth yet so many truths to try and put inside my heart and remember.Thanks for the Gift in my Guestbook. I loved it.Lisa xoI love every image here in this blog also. Nice work as always

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